“OLDER GENTLEMAN LOOKING FOR SPECIALIZED CARETAKER (DISCRETION APPRECIATED)”

“Everyone knows what it's like to eat a sandwich but few know what it means to love a sandwich.”

“In retrospect, I should've counted my blessings and been grateful they didn’t give us a joint funeral.”

“Exactly twenty years since she died and Kim stood before me looking almost the same as she did in her obituary portrait.”

““I still read your blog, y’know,” she interrupts in a bored tone, “Or I did until you went AWOL.”

Daniel leans back into the vinyl booth and crosses his arms tightly, focusing his gaze on the table in front of him. “It was a lot of work and no one was really reading it.”

“Except me.”

“Except you” he exhales.”